Sunday, February 28, 2010

A Bonus Sunday Blog

Note:  This is NOT censored!  

Did anyone watch the Olympic closing ceremonies?  Mitch and I watched the last hour or so together, and in true late-night (OK, after 8pm) form, here are the quotes from our viewing:

Mitch:  "This is what happens when people are locked inside due to the cold for half the year."

Mitch:  "It all went downhill once Bill Shatner took the mike."

Mitch:  "I'd like to be in that staff meeting when someone asks, 'Let's get giant inflatable beavers!  Who knows where we can get some?'"

Bob Costas:  "The always-entertaining giant inflatable beaver!"

Mitch:  "They must have been higher than a giraffe's ass when they thought of this shit."

Tina:  "Is that Michael Buble?  This just got a hell of a lot better."

Mitch:  "HE'S STANDING ON A GIANT MOUNT-ME HAT!"

Mitch:  "What was made in Canada about those maple leafs?  Those hot freaky bitches?"

Mitch:  "That graphic down there tells you that you only have to put up with this shit for five more minutes before 'The Marriage Ref' comes on."

Mitch:  "I tell ya what, if this is what Canada comes up with when you give them six years and a few million dollars, I'm not too worried about them invading us."

1 comment:

Pokmom said...

i love the giraffe line!