Random Conversations

Mitch and I have the most random, weird, and silly conversations after 8pm every night.  Chalk it up to the fact that we are now feeling the constant exhaustion young parents have, but we are just damn punchy by the end of the night.  Take for instance tonight's conversation:

Scene:  Mitch and Tina, sitting on the large couch that it misplaced in the living room due to home improvement projects that have stalled out.  They are sitting too close to the HDTV, watching pairs figure skating.

Mitch:  I feel that we would be incredibly good at pairs figure skating due to our impeccable ability to follow the beat, since we were good at marching band.

Tina:  Yes, we would be good.  I like their outfits.

Mitch:  Yeah, that guy doesn't look too ridiculous.  I know who I want to be my skating coach - a completely flamboyant gay man.

Tina:  Uh huh.

Mitch:  I think this group has a chance if they pull off the iron lotus.  I think we should try all of the Olympic sports.  Does anyone know where a good luge track is?

Tina:  You are crazy.  Ooh, that girl totally bit it.  She sucks.

Mitch:  You know, our timing with the music would be so good if we were pairs figure skaters.  But we wouldn't be too good on the lifts.  Or the skating.  We would need to work on the lifts and the skating.

Tina:  No kidding.  We would not be very good figure skaters.

Mitch:  What sports should we try next winter?  Cross country skiing?  Slalom skiing?  Snowboard cross?  Those guys are badass.

Tina:  We are not badass enough to snowboard.

Mitch:  "It's important to remember that he had the dove in his suit the entire time."

Tina:  I'm blogging this.