The Delirium is Setting In

Tonight's conversation, 10:18pm, the bedroom:

Mitch: Hey, can you sign this form as my witness so I can be an organ donor?

Tina: Sure, I can be your witness. "Can I get a witness?"

Mitch: (almost simultaneously) "Can I get a witness?" Damn, you beat me to it!!

Tina: This whole staying at home together thing isn't so bad.

Mitch: It's almost like it's good for our marriage. Good thing we have these kids - they are the glue that holds our marriage together. And of course, the alcohol.

Tina and Mitch: Hysterical giggling.

Mitch: I'll hand you the computer so you can blog that.

Tina: Thanks.